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Whether they're a PhD candidate, Masters student, postdoc, research assistant, doctoral researcher, or postgraduate researcher — they all share the same communication patterns: optimistic timelines, procrastination framed as literature review, and strategic email timing.
For advisors, PIs, supervisors, and lab managers who have ever wondered what their student actually meant by "almost done."